Anyone For Tennis?
Song Lyrics

Written by Nat Allison

Anyone for tennis? X 4

I don’t wanna wait another day

I got issues that require my attention

Tonight my best plans are gettin’ laid

Oh… but now that you mention

Pick out my trashy lingerie

Cover up what I’m gonna give away

Check in the mirror, what does it say?

Hey, hey, hey…

I’m gonna be a bad girl

And I’ll make your hair curl

Meet you in the west wing

I’ll give ya the pink thing

I think tonight I’ll need some body parts

Some dirty work baby that’s my intention

Because I’m really good at breaking hearts

I just do it by divine intervention

Nine out of ten I get my way

Butter up and you’ll make my resume

Don’t you just love the games that I play

Hey, hey, hey..

I’m the anti christ

Your hells my paradise

I’ll cut you down to size

Bite it off, chew it up and spit it out

You’re my chosen one

Welcome to my slum

Come on lets have some fun

Bite it off, chew it up and spit it out

I’m lose in the big city

So pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty

I’ll commit then admit to the crime

It’s all mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine yeow..

Anyone for tennis? X8

You’ll Like It When We Rock
Song Lyrics

Written by Nat Allison & Mike Chapman

Is my girlfriend really, really out of her mind

No she’s red hot and she’s ready to ride

And my boyfriend Billy gets a bit on the side

Ye but I do to so I’m pre-occupied

So Come On (Come On)

There’s a place down town that can get really bad

Ye Come (Come On)

It’ll be the best thing baby that you ever had

Chorus

You’ll like it when we rock, you’ll like it when we rock

You’ll like it, you’ll like it, you’ll really really like it

You’ll like it when we rock, you’ll like it when we rock

You’ll like it, you’ll like it, you’ll really really like it when we rock..

My best friend Debbie does a thing at the bar

Where she’ll dance hard core and she’ll shine like a star

Undressed gettin’ ready in the back of my car

Breathin’ hot and heavy coz we took it to far

So Come On (Come On)

There’s a place down town that can get really bad

Ye Come (Come On)

It’ll be the best thing baby that you ever had

Chorus

Solo

So Come On (Come On)

There’s a place down town that can get really bad

Ye Come (Come On)

It’ll be the best thing baby that you ever had

Chorus

I Hope You’re Ready For This
Song Lyrics

Written by Nat Allison & Mike Chapman

Intro

I hope you’re ready for this

I hope you’re ready for this (my name is Nat)

I hope you’re ready for this (my name is Nat, what ya think about that?)

etc…

I’ll make you bleed, my intrigue, mystique

Emotionally I can set you free

Knee deep concrete, somethin’ you can keep

Sheep oh please don’t weep

‘Caus I’m little bo-peep

Come to me, run to me, worship me, fall at my feet

Chorus

I hope you’re, ready for this

I hope you’re, ready for this

I hope you’re, ready for this

I hope you’re, ready for this

(Little boy blue)

Hey little boy blue guess who Betty Boop

Bite off bite off more than you chew

I am a wrecking crew

Prove what you’re into

‘Caus I’m shiny and new

Come to me, run to me, worship me, get in my groove

Why does it glow

Why it’s my little show

Hold onto someone you know

Together we’ll watch it grow

What ya think about that, my name is Nat, Nat, Nat…

etc..

Chorus

Bring Your Love
Song Lyrics

Written by Nat Allison & Mike Chapman

You keep taking me out

But where do we end up?

When all I want is your mouth

I’m not gettin’ that lately

If there’s no reason why

We can’t fly tonight

You’d be better off playin’ with me here inside

But don’t bend my mind…

Chorus

Bring your love, bring your love to me

Bring your love, bring your love to me

Bring your love, bring your love to me

Bring your love, bring your love to me

Right now

We pull we push we try to please

But where do we end up?

Twisted and helpless on our knees

And that’s not cuttin’ it

We have to be so sure

Not weak and insecure

You’d be better off playing with the girl next door

‘Cause I want it all

Chorus X 2

Do I have to call you

And try to convince you

And would it appaul you if I have to beg you

Choruses to end

Friendly
Song Lyrics

Written by Nat Allison & Mike Chapman

I got up this morning and opened my eyes

Instead of the sun I saw clouds in the sky

No matter what happens I’m gonna be nice

And I’m gonna look for a positive vibe

I go to the park and I take off my shoes

I pick up the paper and read all the news

But when I decide to go for a walk

You can be sure that I step in some doggy doo doo… oh..

These are things that I tolerate

I’m always on time, I’m never later

So how I come I can’t catch a break?

And some one somewhere thinks I’m just crude

But I’ve made I’m mind that the future is bright

Your load will be heavy but mine will be light

It’s better to laugh and be gentle and kind

Cause in the end it’s what’s inside you

It’s all up to you what can I do?

Chorus

Why do you push me and pull me and bend me

Why do you get in my face and offend me

Go out of your way to up-end me

Isn’t it obvious I’m really friendly

You’re suckin’ my strength and you’re sappin’ my energy

Are you for real or just what you pretend to be

Go out of your way to up-end me

Isn’t it obvious I’m really friendly

I get in my car and I head to the store

The traffic is bad and my engine has stalled

A girl in distress and I’m being ignored

It’s making me feel like I’m breaking the law

Everyone’s yellin’ and screamin’ at me

I don’t understand all this hostility

Being so rude isn’t necessary

Cause in the end it’s what’s inside you

It’s all up to you what can I do?

Chorus

Wouldn’t it be nice if the world took my advice

And everybody learned to be perfectly polite

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if everybody shared